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Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.
Whenever I wear the same clothes for more than one day, I just tell myself I’m the main character in this series and this is my signature outfit.
I’m just going to listen to this on repeat for the rest of the day. Thanks vampdcon
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
Never have and I hope I never will.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
62) What’s your favorite animal?
17) What was the last lie you told?
My shoe size.
82) What is your favorite word?
My custom made curse words.
66) What is your heritage?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Liam Neeson because he’s a BAMF and a really cool guy.
4) What do you think about most?
How fucked up my sleep schedule is.
7) What’s your strangest talent?
Being a background character.
I don’t even watch Orange is the New Black…
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
Girls are aliens. Boys are aliens.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yes, it was a few years ago. Not as fun as I thought it would be since I was alone in my own pool.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
At a Metallica concert two years ago.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Right arm: genesecto
Left arm: Air
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Clean driving record here.
50) Do you believe in magic?
Only if it’s performed like this.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
80) What size shoes do you wear?
You really wanna know?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?